giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n, via generalbooty)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via dutchster)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via darceiomg)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(via bitchbot)

Almost everybody in the world listen to American music. But not everybody understand English. So why are people so shocked that we listen to Korean music even if we don’t understand Korean?

(Source: kpop-confessions, via seoulie-kpop)

smallgay:

my rapper name would be 2 stressd

(via piss-yourself-laughing)

traynors:

people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalitiesimage

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)