thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.
humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke
Say it with me, kids:

stoppity:

  • Being white doesn’t automatically make you a racist.
  • Being a man doesn’t automatically make you a sexist.
  • Being a heterosexual doesn’t automatically make you homophobic.
  • Being cisgendered doesn’t automatically make you transphobic.
  • Existing as a part of the majority does not automatically make you an oppressor to the minority.
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