aloe-vera-vvang:

Amazing

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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